“Alpha male” morning routines and male incompetence

Even men who consider themselves “the head of the pack” rely entirely on the labor of women.

“Alpha male” morning routines have been going viral online recently. In most of these videos, men with biceps so big they need specially made t-shirts, wake up at egregious hours, usually 3 or 4AM. They dunk their heads in ice water, watch motivational videos and go to the gym, all before riding around in the back of a Rolls Royce while on video call sa…